1. Introduction: The Heist

Most tokens promise the moon and deliver dust. We aren't here to make promises; we are here to YOINK. The market is full of noise, and

$YOINK

is the silencer. We operate on Solana because it’s fast, cheap, and ready for the biggest heist in crypto history.

2. Our Philosophy

• Speed: We see the opportunity, we grab it.

• Stealth: No insiders, no hidden wallets.

• Community: The Raccoon Gang moves as one. If one of us eats, we all eat.

3. The "No-Bullshit" Tokenomics

Investors hate surprises. Here is the cold, hard data:

• Total Supply: 1,000,000,000

$YOINK

• Buy/Sell Tax: 0% (Clean as a whistle)

• Liquidity: 100% Burned

(The keys are gone, the loot is safe)

• Contract: Mint Revoked / Freeze Authority Revoked.

4. The Heist Stages (Roadmap)

• Stage 1: Infiltration: Token launch on Solana, Community building, Meme Contest.

• Stage 2: The Grab: Coingecko/CoinMarketCap listings, heavy Twitter (X) marketing.